Sunday, October 28, 2012
Did Pilates from 10-11 am at Gramercy Pilates Fitness on 39 East 20th. The Pilates teachers are top rate except that it isn't one and one and unlike dear old Pinas, I am expected to clean up after myself??!! Da nerve!! Der are no muchachos and muchachas in da US of A, most specially not in the Man-hat-of Tan. Da muchacha, she is staring at you in the mirror, wondering what you're waiting for?? Isprey da isprey of anti-germs already and make naspu naspu. No one here to do it for you, haller. Also you're expected to know how to maneuver those machines--the very same machines da super bait teacher in Pinas does for you so you look to your left and your right when da US of A Pilates teacher says to 'put the blue and red not the yellow' and you go to yourself, "Does she mean me? How dare she? I paid 59USD for 3 lessons!" (hahaha! I know, right? STEAL! Thank you Groupon!) "Why she punishing poor helpless marathoner me?"

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